In keeping up to date on what the Freemasons are up to — for those of you who follow conspiracies, the New World Order, the Illuminati, the 12 Families, the Military-Industrial complex, corporations acting as people, people acting as sheeple — let’s find out how the Masons live . . . let’s discover their secrets.
Today, I got to attend a private picnic held by the Masons, Palestine Lodge No. 189 AF & AM. We all met at Patapsco State Park in Maryland, though there are secret discussions underway to perhaps hold them elsewhere next year. That’d be okay with me, as the park only allows for a beer/wine license at the gathering and I like cocktails.
This year was cool and rainy, though we were in a shelter. One of the Masons brought “fire in a can,” which is convenient and works with propane.
Some of the Masons in this lodge keep to a more vegetarian diet, so there were lots of fresh pasta salads and cut fruits. Some Masons go the other way, grilling up cheeseburgers, sausages and hot dogs.
The star of the potluck extravaganza was a gorgeous cheesecake covered in exotic fruits and glazed. Several people said, “Oh, I make something like that,” and I thought to myself, “Yeah, right.”
If you want to know more about Masons, “Ask a Mason”!